great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
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