dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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