quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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