you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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