they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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