Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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