dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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