what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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