I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Randomize
