We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
should my penis look like a turkey
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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