But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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