Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
it's great music for shaving your balls
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
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