I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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