its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
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