Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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