Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
