i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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