Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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