I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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