ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Randomize
