hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
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