God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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