ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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