Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Randomize
