I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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