you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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