I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
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