I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
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