i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
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