I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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