oh god the rape fog is back!
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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