twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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