dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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