i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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