I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
it's like heaven, but drunker
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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