Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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