Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
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