Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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