Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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