he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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