would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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