after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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