I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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