Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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