ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I woke up under a house in Key West
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