He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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