I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
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