ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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