Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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