therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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