Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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