So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Im just a social blackout drinker.
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What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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