they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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