I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Randomize