Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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