from now on my penis is your penis
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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